Roger Baker
07-30-2008, 05:03 PM
** Sorry in advance for the Star Wars theme of this post. I’m a fan… I hope it brings a smile to someone. **
Opening….
(Sounds of scraping, beating and banging are heard at the Welcome/Introductions Forum door)
(VO Forum members frightfully look at one another trying to analyze what is going on)
(Suddenly, the door explodes in a dark cloud of smoke, and showers of sparks, causing forum members to spill drinks and drop their chocolate.)
(A voice cries out in the distance…)
“Save the chocolate!!!”
(A garrison of storm troopers enters the Forum)
(Through the smoky haze, a silhouette emerges)
(The only sound is the mechanical, repetitive breathing, of the all too ominously familiar respirator)
(VO Vader… has arrived)
“Sorry about the door… Uh… Guys, could you get that for me?.... Thanks.”
(There is a stunned silence among the forum members)
“Now…. Where was I? Ah, yes…. I… am here. I have spent quite some time searching the galaxy for someone. A man, well known to you all. I have felt a great disturbance in the Force. I know that… He…. Is here.”
(Sound of light saber igniting)
“I am looking for… Robert-o-wan Jadah, Jedi Master and Ruler of The Frozen Tundra. Our scout ships have indicated that he is here. I have been held up in another system, but now… I have finally reached his hideout. He must face his destiny….”
“I am offering a bounty for information on the location of the hiding place of Robert-o-wan and his band of followers. The reward includes 20 free voice over lessons, complete with my easy to follow 10-step breathing exercise. I will also include the 7 volume CD version of, ‘Lord Vader Reads Plato – The Search for Eternal Truths.’ Plus, as an added bonus, I will also throw in a subcontract for my CNN gig while I am on leave of absence during my mission.”
“Anyone that has any information regarding Master Jadah…. You will know where to find me.”
“Uh…. Again, I’m really sorry Julie about the door. Mutual of Tatooine is my insurance carrier. Here is their card….”
(Anthemic music plays as VO Vader leaves)
Hi all.
I’m Roger, as some of you may know. I heard Austin had moved the news over here. I really appreciate you keeping this going Austin. It’s a great service you are doing. I would encourage anyone that has some free time to jump in. I have had a lot of fun with it. I look forward to getting caught up with the old forum folks and meeting new ones here. (I’m not insinuating that the old forum folks are… old…. Just that they are the… old crew over there. Well, not an “old” crew over there but… Oh… you get the idea.) I don’t usually say much, but thanks for letting me drop by.
Opening….
(Sounds of scraping, beating and banging are heard at the Welcome/Introductions Forum door)
(VO Forum members frightfully look at one another trying to analyze what is going on)
(Suddenly, the door explodes in a dark cloud of smoke, and showers of sparks, causing forum members to spill drinks and drop their chocolate.)
(A voice cries out in the distance…)
“Save the chocolate!!!”
(A garrison of storm troopers enters the Forum)
(Through the smoky haze, a silhouette emerges)
(The only sound is the mechanical, repetitive breathing, of the all too ominously familiar respirator)
(VO Vader… has arrived)
“Sorry about the door… Uh… Guys, could you get that for me?.... Thanks.”
(There is a stunned silence among the forum members)
“Now…. Where was I? Ah, yes…. I… am here. I have spent quite some time searching the galaxy for someone. A man, well known to you all. I have felt a great disturbance in the Force. I know that… He…. Is here.”
(Sound of light saber igniting)
“I am looking for… Robert-o-wan Jadah, Jedi Master and Ruler of The Frozen Tundra. Our scout ships have indicated that he is here. I have been held up in another system, but now… I have finally reached his hideout. He must face his destiny….”
“I am offering a bounty for information on the location of the hiding place of Robert-o-wan and his band of followers. The reward includes 20 free voice over lessons, complete with my easy to follow 10-step breathing exercise. I will also include the 7 volume CD version of, ‘Lord Vader Reads Plato – The Search for Eternal Truths.’ Plus, as an added bonus, I will also throw in a subcontract for my CNN gig while I am on leave of absence during my mission.”
“Anyone that has any information regarding Master Jadah…. You will know where to find me.”
“Uh…. Again, I’m really sorry Julie about the door. Mutual of Tatooine is my insurance carrier. Here is their card….”
(Anthemic music plays as VO Vader leaves)
Hi all.
I’m Roger, as some of you may know. I heard Austin had moved the news over here. I really appreciate you keeping this going Austin. It’s a great service you are doing. I would encourage anyone that has some free time to jump in. I have had a lot of fun with it. I look forward to getting caught up with the old forum folks and meeting new ones here. (I’m not insinuating that the old forum folks are… old…. Just that they are the… old crew over there. Well, not an “old” crew over there but… Oh… you get the idea.) I don’t usually say much, but thanks for letting me drop by.