MY NEW FAVORITE THINGS
Name slates and levels, attention their needing
Demo so old, my agent’s ear’s bleeding
Copy that’s crappy, delivery that sings
These used to be some of my favorite things
Not getting calls, my day planner’s lonely
Invest in myself, be the one and only
Sound like a real guy, announcers they’ll bounce
No lag on quick tag, on each word I’ll pounce
What’s a call back
What’s a booking
I must look within
Invest in myself and attaaaaach no string
Back to voice claaaass I’ll begin
Pushing the limit, the shading is endless
Open your mind, and become relentless
Retakes and outtakes result in cha-chings
Now these are all of my new favorite things
Here’s the moral
Learn the lesson
Think scale plus ten
Earn a commission with eaaaaaaach session
Pension and welfaaaaaaare, you’ll win