Ode to a Voiceover Artist
The old year is waning
Holidays are frenetic
I’ll start ’08 resolutions
By waxing poetic!
For e-mail marketing
Here’s a new strategy:
Send demos to more
Than just Mom and Aunt Dee.
Buy more music! More equipment!
Will Santa help me record?
What I want is a Neumann
It’s more than I can afford.
Change my old closet studio
From a cramped, tiny place
To a three room addition
With couch and fireplace.
Now give me Wi-Fi, FTP
And Bluetooth.
It’s all tax deductible
If you just stretch the truth.
Investing in more stuff
Is a personal choice
But you’ll never get hired
If you don’t have “the voice.”
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