A carp muster? We've got this nasty invasive species of European Carp infesting our waterways after some clown thought they'd make a good addition to the local fauna years ago - being bottom feeders, they rip up aquatic vegetation and increase water turbidity, as well as competing with far tastier native species that aren't full of bones. So occasionally we get a couple of hundred people and go and fish as many out as we can. They usually end up getting ground up for fertiliser.
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